SPAM in the Book of Mormon

SPAMMON

"But Spammon stood forth and began to cast Spam at them with his sling...insomuch that they began to be astonished at his spiced meat."

As a missionary to the Lamanites, Spammon gave a great example of service and loyalty. While working with the other servants of King Lamoni, Spammon stood up against the robbers who would try to steal the king's Spam.

After disarming the robbers, Spammon discovered he had the ingredients to create a new flavor - Soylent Spam!

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