SPAM in the Book of Mormon

THE 2,000 SPAMLING WARRIORS

"And they were all young men, and they were exceedingly valiant for courage, and also for strength and activity - due to a steady diet of delicious canned meat products."

One of the greatest stories ever told - a group of two thousand young men who had never before fought but bravely volunteer to defend their parents honor. They endure a vicious barrage of unwanted email attacks but miraculously not a single one of them gets a computer virus.

Often, as they marched off to battle, they would sing a rousing chorus of their fight song:

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,
Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!

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