Why I Can't Turn In My Homework Today
November 2007

It all started on Saturday when I was playing outside. I had been playing school earlier and several papers were sitting next to me. Suddenly everything but me stopped. "Cool!" I said excitedly. Then a spaceship landed on the hill in front of me with a boom. Confusing and weird of all so far, was that a bunch of giant monkeys came out of the ship. They talked like chatter boxes because they wouldn't stop. I didn't understand the language. Suddenly they grabbed me. They seemed angry. The papers still lying on the grass vanished. All the monkeys, still holding me, trotted back into their ship. They put me inside a big tube and I started to feel sleepy and weak. I remembered that my actual homework was with the other papers! I think I fainted after that. 

When I woke up, I was in some sort of bed. Another monkey was looking over me. He seemed to be the ship's nurse, I soon figured from a white lab coat and stethoscope. I felt better, but still confused. I sat up. Before I knew it, I was sitting in a different room at a table with lots of strange foods. There was one thing I really liked that had berries in the middle, surrounded by a crust coated in chocolate. When I had eaten till I was almost full and done with the huge meal, lots of monkeys appeared and one brought me to a room that seemed like a bedroom, I couldn't tell. He blabbered a little, then gave me a light push in. I fell into a pile of super soft feathers and then the monkey shut the door, leaving me inside. The feathers didn't scatter, so I flopped back down again and wrote down in my journal all I could remember. When I was done, I opened a door and, WOW! An amusement park! Just then I noticed a note on the feather-pile bed. It had sloppy hand writing, but I could make most of the words out. 

Great! I thought. I recorded this in my journal , then hurried to the rollercoasters in the amusement park. The first rollercoaster was called Life Ride. It was soooo wild. I had to hold on really tight to the safety bar for my life. It was exciting, but way too scary. I went back to my room and took a nap. I had a dream that I was a baby and a witch said I would live with monkeys for a month when I was older. I gasped and woke up faster than you could blink! I realized I was lying on my homework. I smiled at the neat products of the multiplication facts. Suddenly, another monkey appeared and snatched my homework out of my hands. He had a ray blaster in his other hand. He stomped out angrily. I heard another door slam, then a weeeoooo sound. Ugh. I said, flopping down back onto the bed. Next, I thought up a plan to get back to my own house, homework or no homework. I sneaked out of my room in the ship. I peered down a hall I was pretty sure led to the front entrance. I quickly darted down the hall. I opened the door and leaped out. I raced inside. In conclusion, I have never seen my homework again. 

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I can remember the time my family and I went to the woodchip park. It was a no school day and John and I where begging mom to take us. finally, she said O.K!

Lisa and Richard
4/14/06

 One fine day Lisa got her coat after school and went to her friend Richard’s House, when she got there Richard was fighting a stuffed dragon. Lisa asked if she could play. Yes he said. Soon both Lisa and Richard were playing. Suddenly the dragon was alive and they where not only looking at the dragon aney more! They also where looking at a castle wall! And the dragon was breathing fire! They where vary surprised that the dragon was alive know!

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Translation:

Yesterday I made a pie. Two eggs, 25 and 2 pounds of sugar, 9 pounds of milk, 1 pound of barbeque sauce and I made 7 apple pancakes. I think I put in raw eggs and two raw apples and 52 turtle shells. (burps……) Sorry, I… (more burps……) Oh no! No more cheese sticks. Frosted cake! Mmm, my favorite! Last night I burped 809 times! rhymes, cat, bat, nap, snack, sandal, handle, vase, base. One, fun, make a run. Two, wish a root. Four, pun the door. Five, pun a hive. Buzzy the Bee’s mom always made him work or else he would not get any dinner. One day, well, he was buzzing through the gardens (the rest later…)

I broke a sentence. Lo, lo, lo. Down the hill, through the woods, around the lake, over the wall, up the tree, in the window, back in bed. I tried to make a pie. Instead I made motor oil. Yuck! I hate that! Crunch crunch if you eat one more cookie. Grrr, no! No! Grrr.